Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
The dunk tank.
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Why are fish such good architects?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What bird is losing its hair?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Where does breakfast live?