Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
The dunk tank.
What is the most faithful insect?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What nationality are most fish?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Which state is the cleanest?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?