Why was the picture sent to jail?
It was framed.
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?