Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
A pod-iatrist.
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Why are grandkids so great?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What car always breaks the rules?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?