What words make the best athletes?
Pro-nouns.
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Where does laundry go to college?
Did you take the patient's temperature?