Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up!
How much does freedom weigh?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Which family member has tusks?
We had a discussion about roses.
Why are skeletons so calm?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What's the loudest sport?