What did the dog say after his birthday party?
I had a doggone good time!
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Where do stars go to college?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?