Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Because they put on the salsa.
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Which relative loves rice?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
How do you arrest a pig?
What animals make the best students?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.