Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Because they put on the salsa.
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Why do cows make great bakers?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?