Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Students give them apples on the first day of school!
Which fly makes films?
What goes zzub, zzub?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Families are like fudge.
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?