Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Students give them apples on the first day of school!
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why was the man stuck at the party?