What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
I'm nuts about you!
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What did autumn say to summer?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
How does a taco bless the table?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Where do snowmen go to dance?