Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Because they never have any gas.
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Where do termites go camping?