What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Barackoli.
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What animal floats best?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What animals make the best students?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
How do bears keep cool?