Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
It dug up all the bones!
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What do little fish love to play with?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?