What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Sham-rock and roll.
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What do you give an angry rhino?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?