What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
He felt funny.
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Why did the echo get detention?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What did the sick chicken say?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What season begins with a thud?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?