What day is your mom always right?
Every day.
What kind of music do planets like?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?