What day is your mom always right?
Every day.
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What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
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If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Where do ants go to eat?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?