Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
The Christmas Cookie Monster™.
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What do you call a Zen egg?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What kind of music do planets like?
