What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
A Sasquatch.
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?