What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
A Sasquatch.
Why is a computer so smart?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why don't ostriches fly ?