What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
I'm a big fan of metal.
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?