What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
The aqua-marines!
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Where do stars go to college?
How do scientists grow fruit?
How do you grill cheese?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What sport do horses love to play?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Why should you not pamper a cow?