Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Because Donald ducked.
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What do you call an old snowman?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
How are teens like cats?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What do golfers drink on the green?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?