What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Owwwww-ch!
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
Why is spring the oddest season?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?