What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Friday afternoon.
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What do you call a tired tree?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
How does dinner smell?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What do insects learn at school?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?