Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Because they can't break the ice.
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
How much does freedom weigh?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Why do magicians score well in exams?