Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Because they can't break the ice.
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What should you wear to a tea party?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?