What's a direction's favorite holiday?
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Why did the sailor lose his job?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What car does Yoda® drive?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What's the most masculine animal?
Where do horses reside?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What words make the best athletes?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What car can't keep a secret?
How do fleas travel?