Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Golden Retrieve-hers.
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
How does a cow do math?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why did the barber win the race?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What bee is good for your health?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Where do you take sick ponies?