Where do milkshakes come from?
Nervous cows!
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why do cows go to New York?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What is the most faithful insect?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Are baby skunks cute?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?