What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Pep-peroni!
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
How do frogs get to work?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?