What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Pep-peroni!
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What do bees say in the summer?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What do cows like to dance to?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Which animals make the best football players?
Why was the bee sad?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?