What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
A big missed steak.
What do mice do when they're at home?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What does Santa order at the bar?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Which farm animals are famous painters?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What siblings are always sad?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
How did the vampire start his letter?