Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
It was a china shop.
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What's the opposite of irony?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
The museum curator needed a break.
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why was the math book sad?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What sport do horses love to play?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What's E.T. short for?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What do elves learn in school?