Why did the girl study in the airplane?
She wanted a higher education.
What bird is always sad?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?