Why did the girl study in the airplane?
She wanted a higher education.
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Why don't ants get sick?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?