What do you call a belt made of clocks?
A waist of time.
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Where do hamsters come from?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What words make the best athletes?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?