What do you call a belt made of clocks?
A waist of time.
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Why was the fish so smart?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?