How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Not long, it was a short stop.
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What did March say to the madness?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Why was the broom late for school?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Which computer won the talent show?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.