How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Not long, it was a short stop.
What do golfers drink on the green?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why do dogs run in circles?