Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Because his opponent had him by the tail.
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What does winter fat turn into?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What is the most adorable season?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?