What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Pi!
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Which insect makes the best father?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why are baseball games at night?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?