What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
A pie-thon!
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What do math teachers eat?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
How do you make antifreeze?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Why did the turkey cross the road?