Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Because they are always dotting the eyes.
What birds always travel in twos?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
If you need help building an ark...
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Did you know about April 1st?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?