What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
A spaaaaaaaaa day.
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why do cats love to work?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?