Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
People think it's old-fashioned.
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What animals make the best students?
What's the laziest vegetable?
How do you wash a lamb?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What did March say to the madness?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What did the wolf say to the flea?