What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Spook when you're spooken to!
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?