This candy bar is a real home run.
It's a Baby Ruth®.
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What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?