What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
A hair ball.
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What day is your mom always right?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What building always gets stains on it?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why is a computer so smart?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What tree has the most bark?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?