What is the unluckiest type of cat?
A catastrophe.
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What building always gets stains on it?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
We had a discussion about roses.
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?