Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Warthogs.
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What animal floats best?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What day never takes itself seriously?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What's the politest month?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?