What do math teachers eat?
Square meals.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What does the sun drink out of?
What horn never makes a sound?
Which insect makes the best father?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What did summer say to spring?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What did autumn say to summer?
How do you get kids to do something?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What do you say to a really good barista?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Which state has the best streets?