Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
It's too hard to make stores out of dimes.
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What sweet treat never panics?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?