Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
It's too hard to make stores out of dimes.
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Which hot drink loves golf?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why are maps such great therapists?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?