How do you make a cow float?
Root beer, ice cream, a cherry, and a cow.
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?