Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
She took things too litter-ally.
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?