What insect runs away from everything?
A flee.
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What did March say to the madness?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
How was the wedding?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Why are trees always so positive?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Do dads always snore?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?