What snacks always have the best tan?
SunChips®.
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
How do football players deal with their problems?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?