Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Because he liked sole music.
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Why do kids love theater classes?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?