Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Because he liked sole music.
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Why do vampires always look sick?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What do mice bring on a picnic?